mercenarylibrarianlady:

LOVE my boys. 

"Clarkson: (making reference to James’ shirt) “James has come in his pyjamas”
Hammond: (acting shocked) “James came in his pyjamas?”
May: (mock outrage) “I haven’t done that since I was twelve!”"
— (via captainjamesmay)

iwannacatchyourbreath:

Haha I found this in ‘The Big Book Of Top Gear 2011.’ 

I love it when my two obsessions come together! :D

OH MY GOD

I WANT MORE TT/TG CROSSOVERS PLEASE.

  1. Camera: iPhone
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/20th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm
Oh if they ever come on as Stars in the Reasonably Priced Car then I will laugh at your ignorance.

Oh if they ever come on as Stars in the Reasonably Priced Car then I will laugh at your ignorance.

thehorcruxlookingglass:

HA Jeremy Clarkson is singing Take That on Quiz Night

WHAT WHAT WHAT THIS IS AMAZING TELL ME MORE PLEASE.

honchcrow:

James: …Actually, I think i’d direct quite a good porn film.

Jeremy: If you directed a porn film, it would just be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and a negligee, saying “I’ve come to fix your boiler.” And then you would just fix it. 

James: …What’s wrong with that?