Sophie is 20 and from the North, Oxford University Fresher 2010, St Anne's College. This tumblr will mostly be a mix of photos, funny quotes, and her own attempts at comedy. (NB: 99% of her jokes will probably not be funny whatsoever)


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mercenarylibrarianlady:

LOVE my boys. 

mercenarylibrarianlady:

LOVE my boys. 

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posted 1 month ago with 29 notes (originally from britta1988)
#top gear #James May #Jeremy Clarkson

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"Clarkson: (making reference to James’ shirt) “James has come in his pyjamas”
Hammond: (acting shocked) “James came in his pyjamas?”
May: (mock outrage) “I haven’t done that since I was twelve!"

— (via captainjamesmay)


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=390868977605468

JUST WATCH IT

IT’S MATT SMITH ON TOP GEAR

SINGING

AND BEING ADORABLE



Worlds Collide! 

thegr8mattsby:

Just found out Matt Smith is going to be the next Star in a Reasonably Priced Car on the next episode of Top Gear!

Oh my God.

This is gonna be awesome

A drunken giraffe in a car!



iwannacatchyourbreath:

Haha I found this in ‘The Big Book Of Top Gear 2011.’ 
I love it when my two obsessions come together! :D

OH MY GOD
I WANT MORE TT/TG CROSSOVERS PLEASE.

iwannacatchyourbreath:

Haha I found this in ‘The Big Book Of Top Gear 2011.’ 

I love it when my two obsessions come together! :D

OH MY GOD

I WANT MORE TT/TG CROSSOVERS PLEASE.



Is it a bit odd that on TT-Slash on LiveJournal, I recognise a lot of people from TGS-Slash? 

… I’m gonna take this as an excuse to legitimately ship Mark Owen/Richard Hammond



vegetablerightsandpeace:

Howard Donald.

I see what you did there, imitating James May.

I hope you get your dream of being on Top Gear as the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car one day, you adorable fanboy, you.

(He said he watched Top Gear in some interview, I am not just making shit up based on pictures :p)

He and Gary would be so adorable on that show if they did Star in a Car together - Howard would be like “omg richard hammond is here he looks like mark!” and Gary would just stare at Jeremy and think “Why on earth do people even LIKE you?”



honchcrow:

James: …Actually, I think i’d direct quite a good porn film.
Jeremy: If you directed a porn film, it would just be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and a negligee, saying “I’ve come to fix your boiler.” And then you would just fix it. 
James: …What’s wrong with that?

honchcrow:

James: …Actually, I think i’d direct quite a good porn film.

Jeremy: If you directed a porn film, it would just be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and a negligee, saying “I’ve come to fix your boiler.” And then you would just fix it. 

James: …What’s wrong with that?

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posted 1 year ago with 221 notes (originally from hainabstolemypants)
#top gear #james may #jeremy clarkson #lolz!